Tori Amos - Like A Prayer

Just a tiniest little cover, but it makes all the GaGas of this world seem like mere fledglings and so utterly transparent....

Respect.

Clare Maguire - Ain't Nobody

Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do

Meet me in the red sky and dance with me
Let the valley change you and the night set you free
It's dusky in the dessert, it's heaven at the gates
You were my desire, you were my escape...

Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do

Open up this moment and bury me inside
I can see us changing, like a season over time
It's silver on the river, reflections of your love
Drown me in silence, we'll never come undone...

Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do

Shadows are falling, tomorrow's closing in
Stay with me till morning, open up your wings
I can hear your whispers, calling out my name
Will you promise me that you'll steal the night again cos...

Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do
Ain't nobody can love me like you do

Meet me in the red sky and dance with me
Let the valley change you and the night set you free
It's dusky in the dessert, it's heaven at the gates
You were my desire, you were my escape...

My Woody Allen Valentine's Day Dedication

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

Vic Dana - I Will Wait for You

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're back beside me, till I'm holding you
Till I hear you sigh here in my arms

Anywhere you wander, anywhere you go
Every day remember how I love you so
In your heart believe what in my heart I know
That forevermore I'll wait for you

The clock will tick away the hours one by one
Then the time will come when all the waiting's done
The time when you return and find me here and run
Straight to my waiting arms

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're here beside me, till I'm touching you
And forevermore sharing your love

Franz Ferdinand - Take me Out

I love this.

It's pure sexual energy.

And given last night's sexual marathon of mine, this is rather appropriate, methinks :-)

Ingrid Michaelson - Everybody

We have fallen down again tonight
In this world it's hard to get it right
Trying to make your heart fit like a glove
What it needs is love, love, love

Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Happy is the heart that still feels pain
Darkness drains and light will come again
Swing open your chest and let it in
Just let the love, love, love begin

Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Everybody knows the love
Everybody holds the love
Everybody folds for love
Everybody feels the love
Everybody steals the love
Everybody heals with love

Oh oh oh
Just let the love love love begin

Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Everybody, everybody wants to love
Everybody, everybody wants be to loved
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Family Guy - Stewie's First Hustler Magazine

Rolling on the floor laughing my brains out!

:-)

Primary 1 (ft. Harry Tuttle) - Never Know

Awesome song and fabulous video!

Fabulous Blast from the Past

I vividly recall singing this particular song in the summer of 1990.

I expect this should explain a lot to all those of you who don't quite know (or understand) me...

*sigh*

To a Pair of Gorgeous Green Eyes

It's tragic, I really & honestly DO realise it, but when one is smitten, every little "shit" can "stick". No pun intended. Ahem.

I don't care. I think it's sweet and innocent and VERY cool :-)

Just a Little Christmas Blowjob

Now THAT'S the spirit! :-)

I, Borg

Hearts break. That's what they do. 

And then they always mend, and are ready to start all over again. 

If you are unwilling to get heart-broken, you are unwilling to fall in Love.

Otherwise, what's the point of having a heart in the first place? 

Might as well replace it with a piece of black coal, and light it up every now and then, in an attempt to warm yourself up. 

It's futile. Resistance is, I mean. 

Much like the Borg.

 

Spread the Love Around

One of the most gloriously sensitive videos I've ever seen! :-)



Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in

Do you ever feel already buried deep
Six feet under scream
But no one seems to hear a thing

Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's a spark in you

You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July

Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colours burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own

You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July

Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colours burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through

Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colours burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em goin "Oh, oh, oh!"

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon